Living Amongst The Dead

It is most notably the only religion without any real basis or organization whatsoever. Its followers are no less uneducated, dogmatic and fanatical about their chosen spiritual path than they claim Muslims, Christians, Hindus, or Jews to be.

However, there is a key difference. People who convert to Islam or Buddhism do so for philosophical or cultural reasons: people who become atheists do so because they got picked on in high school. Rummage through an atheist’s emotional baggage and you will find a pile of leftover teenage angst, a few cases of repressed rage at mommy and daddy, and an overpowering urge to feel superior wrapped around a stupendous amount of self-loathing.

Atheists also like arguing about the existence of God/gods with religious people, refer to the God delusion (since like most religious people who rely mainly on their moronic or condescending religious leaders, they are too lazy to come up with their own arguments) and then mock Christians for quoting the Bible in a moronic or condescending way because they are too afraid of Muslims to mock them for quoting the Koran, for fear that the jihadists will blow themselves up in a condescending and moronic manner. All of this is ironic since atheists don’t believe in God, yet like Biblical scholars, they spend their whole lives arguing about him.

in which Uncyclopedia has a better description of atheists than Wikipedia
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